David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert

David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst when they came upon an oasis, and there was a building which looked like a masjd
David said to Michael: "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise
we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name, and said: "My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!"
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.
David said:"My name is Mohammed"
Michael said :"My name is Michael"
The Imam turned to his helpers and said:
"Please bring some food and water for Michael only."
Then he turned to the other and said: "Salaam brother Mohammed! Ramadaan Mubarak";-)